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空袭老是打得过远,炮火老是打得太近。

“疆场经历”这东西,只要在某次很需求它的行动以后你才气获得。

83. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.

116. If orders can be misunderstood they will be.

全天候近距空中援助在坏气候里不管用。

歼敌数计算法:三名游击队员加一个能够再加两只猪,本次战役共毙敌三十七人。

130. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

131. When a front line soldier overhears two General Staff officers conferring, he has fallen back too far.

奇特的物体吸引炮火-不要躲在这类东西前面。

90. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

113. If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

如果你战役中掉了设备,你的枪弹和手榴弹必然离你最远,而水壶老是掉在你的脚边。

100. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

118. Your mortar barrage will put exactly one round on the intended target. That round will be a dud.

106. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

如果一个疆场上的题目只要一种处理计划,这必然是个笨拙的计划。

140. All or any of the above combined.

设备的重量与你需求扛着它的时候成反比。

手榴弹的杀伤半径老是比你能扑出的间隔多一英尺。

95. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.

88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

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